G. O. A. T. Pet Speaker, Shark Tank Winner! Give a voice to the voiceless! What will you have your pet say? Here are some fun suggestions. Greet their friends by name, 'Hi Fluffy, do you mind if I sniff your tail'? 'It's your turn to fetch'! 'How about we get off the couch and you take me for a walk? '. 'Hey, my human friend thinks your cute! '. 'Will you marry my human? '.